Murphy's Flaw Infomercial for Coffee Gallery Backstage

Are you fed up with Pop-Country music??

Are you disappointed with properly tuned banjos?

Would you like to get a caffeine high and higher decibel level?

Hello. My name's Bluegrass Bill. I'm vice-president of sales for Murphy's Flaw.

If you're looking for off-the-wall bluegrass music then listen very carefully because I'm going to
reveal the secrets of Flawed Bluegrass Listening.

Let's talk about the benefits of Murphy's Flaw ...

• It's non-toxic to pet rocks;
• It's what makes silence golden;
• It shrinks goiters instantly.
                          
Here's what one of our listeners said in a recent e-mail to us:

"How do you people stand yourselves?"

And here's what another one of our listeners said:

"Hearing the Flaw makes me cry like a little girl."

You too can abandon all class and go over to the Flawed Side!

Go ahead. If you want to eliminate musical taste, and enjoy the benefits of cacophony,  dizziness,  and  goiter
reduction, then make sure you reserve your ticket within the next 10 minutes.

Murphy's Flaw at Coffee Gallery Backstage

• • • with roots-music trio The Absentees • • •

2029 N. Lake Ave.
Altadena, CA 91001


Sunday, May 2, 2010, at 8 p.m.
$15 at the door. To go through the door may be extra; see Bob.
Reservations suggested: Call (626) 794-2424


Murphy's Flaw: "Gee, Your Banjo Smells Terrific!"

(Thanks to the Infomercial Script Generator)