The FLOG!

We're Going Public!

Dear patrons of the arts:

We've been watching the stock market pretty carefully of late and we're convinced the time is right:

Murphy's Flaw is pleased to announce the Initial Public Offering of

Flawco, Inc.
(a tender, holding company)

Our business plan will be modeled on several we've read about in the paper: You pay for us to perform 10 songs, we sing one, and then we promise to sing the other nine at a later date, but at greater volume.

Then we go on Craig's List and offer to perform those nine, sing one, and offer the other eight on Recycler.com. We keep this up until eventually we've sung our original 10 songs -- but we've been paid for 55!

It can't lose. And if, by some freak chance, all our audiences should want us to sing our songs at the same time, we'll just ask the National Endowment for the Arts to send in extra bluegrass bands. We'll call it a rescue. Not a bailout.

Bottom Line: Everybody wins!

This is a smart investment opportunity: Flawco stock is worthless, so you know it'll never go down in value, even in a bear market.

Still not sure? We understand; due diligence is important.

So if you want to check out our assets, we'll be on-stage at the "A Taste of Folk Music" Festival this Sunday, Oct. 12, at Encino Park, 16953 Ventura Blvd. We're on shortly after 11:30, but the festival starts at 10 a.m. and goes to 5 p.m. Great music, great food. Kettle Corn, probably. Full details are here.

Many other fantastic bluegrass bands who could well be part of the eventual "rescue" plan will also be appearing. They, of course, do not issue stock. What can we say -- some people don't have the Flawed Vision.

There will be Flaw T-shirts for sale for $10, and we'll be issuing certificates for one share of FlawCo stock.

Operators will be standing by -- if you miss the chance to get in on this business opportunity, you'll be glad you did!

See you Sunday!