Important Career Advice

Just a Short Note....

What? 

The Flaw doesn't write no stinkin' short notes. Short notes are for refrigerator magnets

Here, chew on this:

http://www.johnbullard.com/graphics/vintageguitar2005.pdf

Oh, you want some Wikipedia, do you?

Had enough? All right.

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Here's the news:

The Flaw will accidently appear at Viva Fresh, Burbank,

at 8 p.m.tonight, Monday May 10, to provide Kentucky-Mex Bluegrass background music while you knock down those incredible $2.50 margaritas.

Before Margaritas

After about the fourth margarita, the magic sets in, and the Flaw a) looks MARVELOUS and b) becomes the best-sounding bluegrass band you've ever heard. In or out of Nashville. We've included some visual aids, below

No admission, tips gratefully accepted (we're not afraid to beg).

Then the 2010 Victory Tour continues on Sunday, May 16 when the Flaw competes at the 50th Topanga Banjo Fiddle Contest at Paramount Ranch just a short cattle-drive from Agoura Hills.

We'll be on around the lunch break. So you can pack in a nutritious lunch of Kettle-Korn and settle in for Contestant No. 57, which is us.

Let's all say it together: C O N T E S T A N T  5 7.

Excellent. There will be no margaritas at Topanga, so you'd better stock up tonight at Viva Fresh.

After Margaritas

The Flaw

Murphy's Flaw Infomercial for Coffee Gallery Backstage

Are you fed up with Pop-Country music??

Are you disappointed with properly tuned banjos?

Would you like to get a caffeine high and higher decibel level?

Hello. My name's Bluegrass Bill. I'm vice-president of sales for Murphy's Flaw.

If you're looking for off-the-wall bluegrass music then listen very carefully because I'm going to
reveal the secrets of Flawed Bluegrass Listening.

Let's talk about the benefits of Murphy's Flaw ...

• It's non-toxic to pet rocks;
• It's what makes silence golden;
• It shrinks goiters instantly.
                          
Here's what one of our listeners said in a recent e-mail to us:

"How do you people stand yourselves?"

And here's what another one of our listeners said:

"Hearing the Flaw makes me cry like a little girl."

You too can abandon all class and go over to the Flawed Side!

Go ahead. If you want to eliminate musical taste, and enjoy the benefits of cacophony,  dizziness,  and  goiter
reduction, then make sure you reserve your ticket within the next 10 minutes.

Murphy's Flaw at Coffee Gallery Backstage

• • • with roots-music trio The Absentees • • •

2029 N. Lake Ave.
Altadena, CA 91001


Sunday, May 2, 2010, at 8 p.m.
$15 at the door. To go through the door may be extra; see Bob.
Reservations suggested: Call (626) 794-2424


Murphy's Flaw: "Gee, Your Banjo Smells Terrific!"

(Thanks to the Infomercial Script Generator)